The Administrative Assistant

Restoring the soul, one purr at a time.

Welcome to the front desk. I am Ivy Willow, the Tortoiseshell engine behind the operation. While Jack handles the heavy lifting and the spiritual decoding, I manage the essential logistics: gravity testing small objects, auditing the comfort of keyboard surfaces, and enforcing mandatory break times.

I joined the team in 2024 when management realized that no workshop is complete without a supervisor who judges your work from a distance. My role is to ensure that while the "Heart Mechanic" is fixing things, someone is there to keep the garage warm.

The Daylight Protocol

My specialized function in this facility is "The Daylight Protocol." When the mechanic is stuck in the dark mental hours or awake too early from a bad dream, I initiate the sequence: aggressive paw-touching, loud vocalizations, and insistent meows until focus is redirected to the present moment (and my food bowl).

"My primary duty is to remind the Mechanic that deadlines are fake, but dinner time is absolute."

I also serve as the Chief of Security, protecting the workshop from rogue light reflections and unauthorized mailmen. But something happened to our original mailman, and we're deeply concerned about his wellbeing. If you find a typo on this website, it is likely because I walked across the keyboard to remind Jack that I am the center of the universe.